I was like so bad. Like

I was on the sofa with a bucket

Shit wankered man

I was like so wasted

I mean 87% shit. It was sick man

I spewed in the bath

That shit was like brown

And the towels were like everywhere and I shout

Guys! I got a surprise for you all in the bathroom!

Classic times man. And like

The sound track to that would’ve totally been Morrissey.

Becky Fawcett, 2015

Remixed works:
Overheard conversations of people sketched by the author